well the other day on Facebook i was pleased to see my devotee as a white kinder bueno fan got noticed. " WHITE KINDER BUEO LOVES ADAM THOMPSON" it was a real highlight of tuesday and i decided t write a song about white kinder bueno and have wrote one in the style of a comedy song.

heres the song

well im going to the shops to buy my groceries
i need some ham some milk and some cheddar cheese
im making lasagne and everyones round for tea
theyre be howard chelsea tom lindsey and me

so im walking down the cofectionary isle
and see i a little something thats is worth the while
all in its shiny white and red coloured foil
and my face lights up with a great big smile

so i pick up the chocolate and and i hate what i see
the price has gone up to 47p
and i dont have the right ammount of money
coz the milk was on offer and so was the cheese

White kinder bueno
you mean everything to me
white kinder bueno
why is it wrong for a man to love a sweet
white kinder bueno

so i put my other items back and i buy the bar
the guy is giving my envy from across the counter
now at least i know i dont have to load the car
and i text my mates tell them that its cancelled yah

so i kick down the door and jump on my bed
i lay you down there smiling with your choclatey head
look at messages to see what they said
i would offer you toast but i dont have any bread

so i offer you a whisky or a bottle of beer
and rip your special place the one that says "tear here"
i imagine you and me looking across the pier
and i know i spoilt my self coz you were quite dear

i told them that someone specials coming round
and i told them i was taking you round the town
so i pull my shirt off and and my trousers down
and rip your head off and then i drown.................drown in your beautiful creamy white choclately dreaminess

White kinder bueno
you mean everything to me
white kinder bueno
why is it wrong for a man to love a sweet
white kinder bueno

your wrappers on the counter next to the change
unfortunately not enough to buy one of your mates
its gonna be a while before another date
ive got a photo of us that i printed on a plate

its a shame that you didnt last so long
and thats why ive wrote this song
finally a love that isnt a mong
and now im on level 7 of donkey kong

how can u tell me it could be so wrong
to love white kinder beuno its what i long
a love so strong.


now im going to be doing a new sequence of photographs called white kinder beuno and its of people i know eating white kinder beuno's bit random but honestly itll be good.